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Wolf Trap's Children's Theatre-in-the-Woods
July 15-19 at 11:15 each morning. Be there.

Cast

Marjorie Owens
Jamie Van Eyck
Dominic Armstrong
James J. Kee

PAST SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

Once Upon a Time in Germany
Once upon a time in a castle, a king and a princess (quite bored, they were) swam every day (in the moat, of course) until Harry Potter and a dragon came along to fly with them.

The Happy Dragon
Once upon a time in a castle, a princess and a wizard galloped through the forest every day until a dragon came along to kidnap the princess.

The Penguin and the Troll
Once upon a time in a cave, a penguin and a troll danced together every day until a dragon came along to breathe fire.

Trouble in Disneyworld
Once upon a time in Disneyworld, Darth Vader and a dragon played cards every day until a pirate came along to find his treasure.

SpongeBob Steals the Princess
Once upon a time in a castle, a bat and a princess ate green eggs and ham every day until SpongeBob Square Pants came along to steal the princess.

“The Wizard’s Pool”
Once upon a time in a castle, a wizard and a janitor swam every day until a mean lifeguard came to drown the wizard!

“The Uninvited Guest”
Once upon a time in a castle, a knight and a king played poker every day until a donkey came to eat the cards and ruin the game.

“Cinderella Falls in a Pond”
Once upon a time in a house, Cinderella and Manny Ramirez went to a pond every day until Captain Hook came to marry the princess.

“The Knight and the Rich Man vs. the Fortune Teller”
Once upon a time in a village dungeon, a rich man and a knight fought every day until a fortune teller came to steal something.

“Attack of the Bear”
Once upon a time on a snowy mountain, Mariah Carey and Batman went sledding every day until a bear came to find Nemo.